In honor of my birthday of 75 years, I created a list of things a man 75 years old should consider doing and not doing. They are not in any special order.

• Buy season tickets to the Yankees
• Eat less meat
• Stop drinking alcohol
• Go on a romantic date with your significant other
• Call your kids weekly
• Take a computer class
• Go on an African safari
• Don’t buy a home with stairs
• Place a hand grip by your shower
• Hire an estate attorney
• Retain a urologist and take a PSA test annually
• Retain a cardiologist and have a stress test
• Get a colonoscopy
• Don’t smoke cigarettes
• Take all flu shots available
• Take a hearing test
• Stop driving at night
• Get your eyes checked
• Have dinner with friends every week
• Exercise, but don’t ride bicycles
• Don’t invest in the stock market
• Sell homes and replace them with condos to avoid cutting the lawn
• Contact your high school and college buddies
• Play golf twice a week
• Hire a manny to take care of you
• Visit your parents every week
• Focus on tax planning by gifting cash and family heirlooms early
• See The Rolling Stones
• Don’t argue politics at rubber chicken dinners
• Pay for your children’s weddings, education and medical care
• Do everything to keep your children living near you
• Kiss your kids every time you see them
• Don’t vote for Trump or Biden
• Write a book
• Write your biography
• Take yoga classes
• Meditate 10 minutes every day
• Take your whole family on a trip
• Buy a place in Miami
• Watch Godfather one and two again
• Buy a dog
• Buy a cat
• Learn how to cook
• Join a gym
• Lose weight
• Fall in love with your partner once again
• Don’t lose your balance and fall
• Play games
• Do puzzles
• Do the New York Times crossword puzzles
• Visit a church or a synagogue
• Shave every other day
• Change your clothes every day
• Kiss your partner when she doesn’t expect it
• Give money to your family members
• Don’t drink and drive
• Buy your partner a nice piece of clothing
• Don’t hate anyone
• Respect other people’s opinions
• Be active in your community
• Do something kind each day
• Don’t buy a gun
• Don’t gamble
• Don’t use drugs
• Pay your taxes
• Find charitable organizations to donate to  where you can make a difference
• Keep your money in the bank
• Never raise a hand to a woman
• Never raise a hand to a child
• Respect everybody’s right to free speech
• Don’t support violent protest
• Vote against lying and corrupt politicians
• Smile and laugh every day
• Enjoy every day of your life